ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WHERE A SPECIAL COOKIE NAMED GORGIO AND HE HAD A STUPID TUMOR. HE HAD SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
HIS OLDER BROTHER HAD A SEXY GIRLFRIEND, AND GORGIO HIT ON HER ALL THE TIME. ACTUALLY HIS OLDER BROTHER WAS DATING A PLANT. A CABBAGE PLANT. HER NAME WAS MANFRED. MANFRED PEPPER SPRAYED HIM IN THE ASS.
ON CHRISTMAS HE RAN AROUND IN CIRCLES UNTIL HE FELL OF A CLIFF. THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO SAFE THAT LITTLE MOFO.
THEN HE DIED THE END.
I SAID THE FUCKING END! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! iohgfrihrih uiobgefsndfkjnboierughuvjnjbsuhfdighdfrbsndfuoghserfnubnufhspdfiuhjckxnvofihgesiuhndfkjlcn.
Cause' i checked.
And i say otherwise.
I don't know.
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part.
THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE READ ALL YEAR.
Oh my gignit...me and Ana started a crackfic somewhat like this. It was inappropriate. And Japan had a jetpack.
But is was Prussia-level awesome.